????高盛公司首席執(zhí)行官勞埃德?布蘭克費(fèi)恩

????問(wèn)：“勞埃德?布蘭克費(fèi)恩戴什么手表？”

????答：他戴好幾種類(lèi)型的手表，但似乎更喜歡合成運(yùn)動(dòng)帶款式。

????問(wèn)：“勞埃德?布蘭克費(fèi)恩正在做上帝的工作嗎？”

????答：根據(jù)他在2009年的言論（可能是在開(kāi)玩笑）來(lái)判斷，是的。

????問(wèn)：“為什么勞埃德?布蘭克費(fèi)恩沒(méi)有蹲大牢？”

????答：因?yàn)檎厥加?008年的全球金融危機(jī)結(jié)束后，這位金融大亨沒(méi)有受到任何指控。另外，他有一位很出色的律師。

????Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein

????Q: "What watch does Lloyd Blankfein wear?"

????A: He wears several types, though he seems to prefer synthetic sports bands.

????Q: "Lloyd Blankfein is doing God work"

????A: According to one of his (likely in jest) remarks from 2009, yes.

????Q: "Why is Lloyd Blankfein not in jail?"

????A: Because no charges were brought against the executive in the wake of the global financial crisis that began in 2008. Plus, he's got a pretty good attorney.