????微軟公司CEO史蒂夫?鮑爾默

????問(wèn)：“為什么史蒂夫?鮑爾默出這么多汗？”

????答：我們只能說(shuō)，他只是太熱愛(ài)于他的公司了。

????問(wèn)：“史蒂夫?鮑爾默怎么還在上班？”

????答：因?yàn)槎聲?huì)沒(méi)有解雇他。不過(guò)，他已經(jīng)在今年早些時(shí)候已經(jīng)正式遞交了辭呈。

????問(wèn)：“史蒂夫?鮑爾默嗑藥嗎？”

????答：不。盡管他偶爾有一些古怪的行為，但這位即將離任的微軟CEO一直沒(méi)有出現(xiàn)與吸毒有關(guān)的新聞。

????Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer

????Q: "Why does Steve Ballmer sweat so much?"

????A: As best as we can tell, he's just enthusiastic about his company.

????Q: "How does Steve Ballmer still have a job?"

????A: Because his board didn't fire him. However, he formally resigned earlier this year.

????Q: "Does Steve Ballmer do drugs?"

????A: No. Despite his occasionally erratic behavior, the outgoing Microsoft CEO has not been linked to any kind of drug use.